If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
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I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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