Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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