We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
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Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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