i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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