I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Everything about him screamed your future.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
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So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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