We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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