Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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