i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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