i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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