More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
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Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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