That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
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I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
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Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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