Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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