i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
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you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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