This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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