when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
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Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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