Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you would pick up someone in the library
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
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We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
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I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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