you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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