youre lurking in front of me
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
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You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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