Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
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And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
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I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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