he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
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wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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