I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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I love having hate sex.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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