Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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