some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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