I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
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That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
tell me about the fingering
Randomize