I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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