once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
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I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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