all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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