I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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