So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
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Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I need a hoe opinion
go on
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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