I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Church boner. Awkwardddd
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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