Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
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He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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