the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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