doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize