Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
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I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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