Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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