It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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