So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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