The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
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Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
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Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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