Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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