omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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