They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
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This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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