somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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