Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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