Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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