I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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