You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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