I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
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yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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