he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
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she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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