i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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