She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
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Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
please don't ironically join a cult
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